I don’t watch the Academy Awards every year, and even when I do, it seems like I’ve rarely seen any of the nominated films. But this year I gave it a whirl.
Because I didn’t realize the show started so early, I missed the first half hour. Which means I missed most of Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin’s air time. From the rest of the show, you would barely know they WERE hosts.
Overall, the whole show seemed kind of disjointed and a bit of a mish-mash to me, as well as too long (of course). It seemed like they did their best to get as many different people on stage as possible, in the hopes that audience viewers will like at least some of them.
Random thoughts:
Interesting that they’ve gone back to “The winner is”, instead of “The Oscar goes to”. Gee, you mean someone actually WINS? Who’d have thought? Is that why they now have all of those people up there to stroke the nominees’ egos before they announce the WINNER? So that the people who don’t WIN won’t feel so bad about not WINNING? Did they ever really think that saying “The Oscar goes to” really fooled anyone into thinking that there wasn’t a WINNER? That the LOSERS somehow felt better about LOSING if they didn’t use the word WINNER? That reminds me of one year when our office didn’t give out any raises. But I got a title change. Uh, yeah, that makes me feel soooooo much better.
The interpretive dance… hmmm. Well, I thought the dancers were talented, but it didn’t ring my chimes. I’d rather go back to having the nominated songs being sung. Or give more time to special awards.
James Taylor – you rock. I’m always touched by this segment. Too bad they snubbed a few people. I guess if your work is mostly TV, you don’t count, even if you’ve done films too. Unless you’re Michael Jackson, of course.
The horror film tribute: I kind of liked the idea, but couldn’t figure out why some of those movies were in there. “Beetlejuice?” Really? And “Twilight?” And why keep showing different clips from the same movies randomly throughout? Couldn’t they have used clips from more films instead? Or at least put all of the clips from the same movie together? It sort of seemed like they were trying to make it look like it was a lot more movies than it really was. How many horror films were really represented? Three?
Kristen Stewart, will you please learn to stand up straight when you’re on stage? You too, Miley. Sheesh.
John Hughes tribute: Oh yeah… must re-watch some of those movies.
Meryl Streep: God, I love that woman. She looked fantastic, and handled both compliments and jokes with grace and laughter.
Lauren Bacall: kind of a back-handed compliment to just talk to her in the audience. What, you couldn’t bring her on stage? Oh yeah, we had to save time for all of the other junk. Right.
Sandra Bullock’s acceptance speech: Sweet. I admit it, I had to reach for a hanky.
Asshat awards: And the <s>Oscar goes to</s> winner is… Elinor Burkett for peeing all over Roger Ross Williams’s acceptance speech for “Music by Prudence”. Fortunately he handled it with grace. First runner up: Sandy Powell for her “I already have two of these” speech. I think she meant it well, but worded it badly and it came out sounding arrogant.
Ten Best Picture nominations? Seems like too many cooks spoiling the broth. Or too many pictures diluting the vote. I understand that it highlights some films that wouldn’t otherwise get nominated, but it really seems like too many. Thumbs down.
And the “awards speech” for best picture? Could that have been any shorter? Blink and you miss it. Couldn’t they at least have put up screen shots representing the nominees or something?
Oprah: Lovely speech, and from what I could tell, she looked great. Too bad I couldn’t see her or a lot of the other people who were wearing dark outfits against a dark background.
And what was up with all of the long shots? Was everyone having a bad hair day or something? I wouldn’t have had a clue who some of the presenters were if they hadn’t been announced, since I could barely see them, they were so far away from the camera. Charlize Theron? Keanu Reeves? Was it really them? Who knows.
Oh, and speaking of Charlize Theron… that dress! Yikes! Maybe that’s why they didn’t do a closer shot. Yes, folks, just in case you didn’t know where my breasts were, here they are.
Which leads us to the dresses… it’s always funny how the same dresses end up on both “best” and “worst” lists. But it’s a good thing we don’t all have the same taste, isn’t it? Otherwise life would be pretty boring.
My thoughts on some of the dresses, in no particular order:
Loved them: Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Mo’Nique, Meryl Streep, Queen Latifah, Elizabeth Banks, Sandra Bullock, Helen Mirrin
Hated them: Zoe Saldana? Fabulous from the waist up, but the bottom frightened me. It looked like she had a bunch of chenille bathrobes clinging to her legs. Diana Kruger (WTF?). Mariah Carey – it looked like someone stepped on the hem of her dress and part of it the skirt ripped off, while simultaneously nearly pulling the top down over her boobs. Great color for her, though. Sarah Jessica Parker – the dress looked OK in still photos, but I really hated how it looked as she moved around in it, and I didn’t care for the combo of silver and yellow.
Mixed: Miley Cyrus – a 17-year-old in a bustier and a slip. Seemed a bit inappropriate. The dress itself might have been fine on someone longer waisted, or at least someone with better posture. As it was, her upper torso seemed barely there. Anna Kendrick – I loved the dress, but it faded into her skin tone too much, so you barely noticed it. Maybe it would have been a better choice for Zoe. Kristen Stewart? A lovely dress, ruined by poor posture. I kept thinking she looked like she had to go to the bathroom.